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Awkward Parents - <p>DadDAD WHERE ARE YOU ITS THREE IN THE MORNING?!?!?!?!?!?! <br>I left town to fix something. Did you see the note i left on the microwave? <br>Yes dad. When i woke up at three in the morning thinking you abandond me the first thing i did was check the microwave. <br>Oh so you saw it?</p>

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Awkward Parents - <p>DaddyHi<br>Just finished shopping. Got mom a gift card at this great store i found called lane bryant.<br>Dad that's a fat lady store...<br>Oops. </p>

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Awkward Parents - <p>Type a Name<br>Babe, I need you inside me NOW!<br>I'll be right over!<br>HA! busted! you are no longer allowed to date my daughter!<br>Mr. Collins? is this you? I was testing to see if YOUR daughter was too slutty for MY son!<br>I guess we're on the same track then. Good day to you sir!<br>Let's try this again next week >:)<br></p>