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Other - <p>LaraRoses are red, I have a phone, nobody texts me, forever alone...<br>Roses are red, my binoculars are blue, your curtains are open, I'm watching you...</p>

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Autocorrects - <p>MomSo, how do you like your new Iphone? <br>Zesty vessel<br>That was weird... And unresponsive.<br>Hey dingleberry yeah its grape i lobster all the fetish. Much llamas on dad. <br>Oops how do i turn off the erection<br>I won't ask anymore questions. </p>

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Relationships - <p>JoshDude i wasn't that drunk<br>You asked you girlfriend if she was single....<br>.....<br>she said yes....</p>

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Awkward Parents - <p>DaddyWhat is a redheaded ninja?<br>Huh?<br>What is a redheaded ninja?<br>I dont know<br>Ginja<br>Really dad.....really?</p>

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Anonymous posted this on Oct 1, 2012 at 7:00pm
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