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Other - <p>DadHey dad, how does it feel to have the best son?<br>IDK, you'll have to ask your grandparents...<br>Very funny</p>

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Other - <p>DrunkDude I wasn't that drunk!<br>You stuffed my cat into a pillow case and ran around singing 'It's a pillow! It's a pet! It's a pillow pet!'<br>Oh...</p>

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Awkward Parents - <p>MomBabe, Kyle is going away for 3 days! That means we can do it on the kitchen table, in his room, in our room,in the pool. We are so gonna take off from work:)<br>Uh... Mom? <br>Oh... I mean to send this to your dad. Sorry hun. <br>Oh My God!!!! Kyle almost found out our whole 3 day sex marathon. Can't wait:)<br>Still me mom.....<br>This is akward.....</p>