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Other - <p>NinjaDude whats wrong? u seemed kinda down today.<br>Nothing....I'm fine<br>Seriously, tell me<br>Just had a really bad day at ninja training school, thats all</p>

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Other - <p>alyeilaGoodmorning sunshine(:<br>Ima penis ima penis. My life is horrible. My hairs always a mess. My friends are nuts. My neighbors an asshole. and people always call me a dick!>.< <br>This is why we are bestfriends cause you can manage to make my day this early in the morning<3</p>

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Awkward Parents - <p>MomMom...<br>Mom....<br>MOMMMMM!<br>WHICH KID ARE YOU AND WHAT DO YOU WANT?<br>MOM! ITS KRISTEN! YOU LEFT ME AT WALMART!<br>oh... sorry honey... I'm coming...</p>

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Other - <p>;)I'm gonna make you shut up by coming over and making your lips focused on something else ;)<br>Are you telling me that you're going to bring me gummy worms?!<br>No.. something much better ;)<br>GUMMY BEARS?!</p>

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Autocorrects - <p>BroFirst date with Vanessa! I'm a bit anxious :$<br>Oh don't worry. Good lick!<br>o.O What? Calm down dude it's just the first time we go out.<br>Oops *luck. It's my ducking auto-cucumber<br>Ducking auto-cucumber you say?<br>Shut up and leave -.-</p>